Last night I went on yet another pointless date. I guess I kinda knew going into it that we didn't have that much in common, but I wasn't quite expecting the world awareness difference. Some quotes from the evening:
The "Original" Movie Idea
Him: I work at Walgreen's and believe me, it's a comedy waiting to happen. Life in a convenience store is realy wacky.
Me: Hey, did you ever see "Clerks"? Kevin Smith had a great take on that.
Him: Yeah. That stuff really happens. I have this great story about a dog collar...
The New Religion
Him: (as he's about to tell a religiously offensive joke) I'm spiritual, but not religious. I believe in God, just not any organized religion.
Me: So you're a deist, then?
Him: No, I'm not religious. I have this unique idea that every religion sees the same God through different entities.
Metaphysics
Him: I don't believe in time travel. It's one big paradox.
Me: I agree, although scientists have this idea called string theory, where if you actually did travel back in time, it would create an alternate universe/timeline.
Him: Hey, that's really cool. How did you come up with that? Now I can believe in time travel.
Job Descriptions
Him: In your profile, you said you started out as a copywriter.
Me: Yep. I did that for about 10 years before I moved into strategy.
Him: That's interesting. I copyrighted a couple of songs years ago. So is that similar to what you do?
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I realize that I'm a very random person that knows a lot of weird things, but wow.
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This is priceless and I do believe there's a movie here to be made!
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